Thursday, February 18, 2010

As i was overly occupied with my granola bar on my drive to work this morning, i inadvertently let the second most annoying type of vehicle known to man pull in front of me. This would be a circa 1989 Ford minivan packed to the gills with farm workers with their obligatory namesake "Velasquez" completely covering the rear window. In retrospect this awesome sticker better serves as a reminder that, you don't want to be behind these people. A little salsa on the taco so to speak, or ketchup on the hotdog for you hillbillies that follow nascar, put ketchup on your hotdogs, and feel the need to have a sticker of Calvin peeing on anything stuck to your minivan. As long as were on these lines, I think the most perfect transcultural sticker advertising that the people in front of you are retards may very well be: Calvin wearing a sombrero while peeing on a chiuaua that's eating a taco and wearing a Jeff Gordon shirt.

now if your curious about the single most annoying vehicle, it's this drunk guy and his dog driving their lawnmower down the street, to what i can only imagine, has to be the beer store.

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